A few Useful Tips to Save the Environment

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Does it sound silly? Am I just another one of those Life-Coach wannabes that piss you off on YouTube? I most certainly am not. This is all true, ask Greta.

From the diary of the Special C.I.A. Agent MxTT YxxTH (some letters have been blurred for obvious reasons)

Showering-Personal Hygiene. Non-Governmental studies are pointing out that drinkable water is scarce, it won’t be enough in the future and I am already damn thirsty. I had to act. I stopped showering every day. A couple of times a week was enough to keep me from smelling like a bear. Girlfriend is out so who cares? Saved a thousand gallons of water, whatever a gallon is.

Again, Water Issue. By now, it’s clear that the Russians sneak into our country with fake ID’s to have luxurious showers, brush their teeth 8 times a day and hose gardens, lawns, whatever they can. They aim to empty our reserves before invading us. A very close friend of mine at C.I.A. recently told me that also Mexican People, Koreans, and Japanese cross our borders to secretly suck on our clear spring waters.

We have to stop them, thank God we elected President Trumpet but we have to act ourselves too. I started washing my teeth only before bed, that’s it, no more 3 times a day, as my girlfriend wanted to. Is she Russian? I will have to check. However, I saved on toothpaste, saved on water and my enamel is wearing out no more.

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